Friday, 05 December 2008

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  If you can't clean, you shouldn't cook

  L'idiota baptised our entire kitchen in bacon fat and oil yesterday and decided to leave the holy remains, including the frying pan and tongs caked with fat, for us mere mortals to clean. I cleaned the entire kitchen, including the stove, surrounding walls, countertops, sink area, and chucked the offending tongs into the dishwasher. I decided to leave the disgusting frying pan, since the rest of us could do without it for a few days. This afternoon, the pan was still there, still harbouring its evil, evil grease. I decided to make the message clear to that **** since he is clearly intellectually and socially and emotionally challenged, and placed the frying pan directly outside his room door.

  I hope he steps into it when he gets home.

  Who the heck fries bacon in oil anyway? 

  Idiot.

    

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